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I turned predictive text off on every phone I've ever had. It's just a pain in the apse. However, these guys seem to have it down scu.

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I refrained from saying much about the late unlamented Rev'd Jerry Falwell's death, as I felt that the blogosphere that I normally read had covered it quite well enough.

However, I came across this little gem this morning, and I think that it expresses my sentiments exactly.
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I was finishing up at work, just reporting on an interview I had conducted, when my mobile phone vibrated with not one, but two messages. They were both from the recruiter who arranged my interview at my new employer. I thought it odd, but looked at the first one:

Hey beautifull,sorry i haven't called you today,its been a bit of a hectic day!i promise to call you later?i also was thinking we should do wed night?? X x

Well! He's a British-Nigerian man, very good looking, and I would probably find him very good in the sack. Then I looked at the second message:

Please ignore that message chris...it was for my girlfriend christina..regards

I sent him back a message saying:

Aw...I thot I had a hot date Weds! Regards Chris not Christina.

I'm so glad that I'm married and that he's straight. Otherwise, I might get into trouble. HWMBO is behind me right now reading this and going: "Hm. Hm. HM! HM! HM!"

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