Today's joke…

[chrishansenhome]

Today's joke comes again from Fr. MadPriest's MadDad, and is good for a laugh.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, showed them into his surgery, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' the woman replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his aunt, but I'm glad I came.'

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[tim1965.livejournal.com]

So one day Little Johnny was taking a bath, assisted by his mother. Her blouse got wet, and ever-curious LIttle Johnny said, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?"

Unsure how to reply, she told Little Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast in the morning.

The following morning Little Johnny asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answer, said, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven."

A few weeks later, Little Johnny's dad came home from work early to find Little Johnny crying hysterically. "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!"

His father said, "Calm down, son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"

And Little Johnny said: "Because Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, 'Oh God, I'm coming!' "