My new porn name
Oct. 4th, 2011 09:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chrishansenhomeNearly every gay man at some time or other has been christened with a so-called "porn name". This is the name one would take if, by some miracle, one's body was in shape enough to act in porn.
I never took one, as I never had any illusions about porn and my place in it (as an occasional consumer, not as a producer of same), but I have come across the best porn name ever, and I'm taking it.
From now on, my porn name is Salty Cumming. The below advertisement was cribbed from the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
vintage_ads group. I hope they don't mind…much.
I never took one, as I never had any illusions about porn and my place in it (as an occasional consumer, not as a producer of same), but I have come across the best porn name ever, and I'm taking it.
From now on, my porn name is Salty Cumming. The below advertisement was cribbed from the
vintage_ads group. I hope they don't mind…much.
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Date: 2011-10-04 10:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-05 03:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-06 10:56 pm (UTC)oh, no, that's your drag name. Never mind.
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