From Twitter 03-09-2010

• 11:55:17: @Squibby_ first the latter, then the former. Easy-peasy.
  
• 12:05:02: @jonk that should have been "drunk" but I'm certain you knew that. When I found out I told my dad. He said, "Did they hang him?" (continued)
  
• 12:05:21: @jonk (continued) I said, "Don't laugh, they named you after him." which was the truth.
  
• 13:55:54: @cemab4y Haven't heard from you for a while. U ok?
  

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Today's joke!

Pope Benedict and Tiger Woods die on the same day. Due to an admin mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger went to heaven.

After checking, a clerk admits there's an error, however it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified.

Pope Benedict tells Tiger: "Sorry about the mix up, Tiger!"

Tiger: "No problem!"

Benedict: "I am really anxious to get to heaven. All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."

Tiger: "You're a day late."