Today's joke!
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chrishansenhomePope Benedict and Tiger Woods die on the same day. Due to an admin mix up the Pope went to hell and Tiger went to heaven.
After checking, a clerk admits there's an error, however it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified.
Pope Benedict tells Tiger: "Sorry about the mix up, Tiger!"
Tiger: "No problem!"
Benedict: "I am really anxious to get to heaven. All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
Tiger: "You're a day late."
After checking, a clerk admits there's an error, however it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified.
Pope Benedict tells Tiger: "Sorry about the mix up, Tiger!"
Tiger: "No problem!"
Benedict: "I am really anxious to get to heaven. All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary."
Tiger: "You're a day late."
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