A whole new meaning to the word "frosted"

[chrishansenhome]

A teenager mad at a schoolmate for putting peanut butter in his cheese sandwich (wha?) sent him a few "semen-frosted" brownies, which his friend shared with two mates. I've heard of frosting a chocolate cake with Ex-Lax, but semen?

Of course! Teenagers do produce a lot of semen, don't they...I was wondering how he could get enough to do a thorough job.

Oh, and how did the guys figure it out? Was the taste, um, familiar?

Comments

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

I suppose that had that happened, the two kids who were sent the semen-frosted brownies would be in the dock answering charges of assault or even manslaughter. Then they would never have had the chance of getting their protein from brownies.

[spwebdesign.livejournal.com]

Well, it is a form of assault. Sure, nobody got hurt, but then that's not really the point, is it? Nobody got hurt by the semen either.