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If someone asks you to do a blind test of lip balms, make sure you can see under the blindfold, or you might end up like these ladies. This is a .WMV file, and it might be SFW, depending on whether you work in a zoo or not...again, from The Big Mattress.

If you are of the faint of heart, do not follow this link. More importantly, do not go to Babelfish, enter that URL into the translate box, choose "Japanese to English", and oh, goodness gracious, do not press "Translate", if you value your lunch. There are several absolutely delicious lines in the translation, though.

I missed this one last year; I am now making up for it. Men: prepare to cringe when you read this.

Gawd only knows why one would need such a thing, but how could you resist this product? Every home should have at least one.

I wonder what they make it out of.

Perhaps better left unknown, I suppose.

Update: I just noticed, in checking the link, that the bottle is marked "For external use only". No shit, Sherlock!