Today's Help the Aged URL

[chrishansenhome]

I missed this one in the Register somehow last month. However, they're very helpful in pointing out previously-run stories that have new relevance. One hears about granny porn, but a 75-year-old Romanian man seems to be getting into the swing of things too, details here. Do note, however, that vampires probably need not apply as co-stars (see last paragraph).