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09:56:21: Morning, all. Quiet day today. Houseguest is still asleep and we're all going out to dinner tonight. Hooray!
17:43:49: Hawt as feck... RT DentonPolice: 08/18/2010 17:49:01 | 20 years old | POSS CS PG 1 >= 1G < 4G http://twitpic.com/2g7nfc
17:44:36: @jonk Is "sofa king" related to "Nosmo King"??
17:50:44: From @tsgnews comes today's most repulsive crime: http://is.gd/eoWlX . Do NOT read while eating, especially a chocolate bar.
17:55:59: Tell him to find a knothole.. RT @LucasLascivious: Just got this text: "I need to fuck something. Where are you?" How I love my friends/fbds
18:02:09: RT @Shelbycub There is a joke here, I just know it RT @indystar Be aware: Manholes are exploding @ 300 Block of E. Mass Ave.
18:11:19: Very Japanese... RT @alexlaserthrow: Lately I have the urge to have a shower after I fuck someone....ever felt like that???
18:19:28: As long as you aren't in the morgue, I suppose. #ThatWouldBeCold RT @TinaVuitton: When your body is next to my body. #ThatsHot !
18:38:03: I'm old... “I find that I’m using the phone less and less,” says ... Jaeger. “Physical talking on the phone is something old people do.”
18:49:51: I remember "Glass Wax" but this is ridiculous! http://is.gd/ep0l0
23:52:30: I'm about to hit the hay. I've mislaid my camera, I'm in a foul mood, so I presume I'll have stupid dreams tonight. Have fun, all!