Singlish from an angmoh boy

[chrishansenhome]

Tyler is an angmoh kid—a Caucasian living in Singapore. He has lived in China and the US as well (I think he's American by birth). He's blond, cute, and can speak Mandarin, English, and Singlish!

You don't believe me? Watch this!

Comments

[baisuzhen.livejournal.com]

Hahah reminds me of a fren I used to have... I think he's german... also speaks singlish... can cuss in singlish just as good as me too! LOL

[xxpartyguyxx.livejournal.com]

omg, i'm so ashamed. but...what a bitch! LOL

wah,the girl said 'kong simi lan jiao'?!!!

[baisuzhen.livejournal.com]

Yeah she swore :P

[xxpartyguyxx.livejournal.com]

so butch, I'm scared. *cries and runs away* AHAHAHAH

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

wah,the girl said 'kong simi lan jiao'?!!!

Which means??? My Chinese is sadly deficient. :-(

[xxpartyguyxx.livejournal.com]

mine is not much better off. Simi lanjiao means "what cock"? It's a layman (rather rude actually) to say that she doesn't understand/believe what the other guy is proposing. LOL

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

That's very helpful. Thanks.

[misc-negro.livejournal.com]

i love that. its so weird. I love how people can adapt like that. I imagine it had lots to do with him being so young because it was sink or swim, learn it, learn it fast or be made fun of forever.