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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Date: 2005-09-23 09:08 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] vasilatos
Excellent! Hardy-har-har!

Date: 2005-09-26 12:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whole9yards.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
That's sooooo funny!!!!

I hope you don't mind me stealing it and posting it on my journal. It's too good to just keep it to myself.

Date: 2005-09-26 10:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrishansenhome.livejournal.com
Go right ahead, as long as you credit me with it...I always like people to come visit my journal and maybe some of your friends will.

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