Today's Spam I Never Finished Reading

[chrishansenhome]

Hi, Pardon me for not having the pleasure of knowing your mindset before making you this offer and it is utterly confidential and genuine by virtue of its nature. I write to solicit your assistance in a funds transfer deal involving US$ 3.5M.This fund has been stashed out of the excess profit made last year by my branch office the International Commercial Bank which I am the manager.

Hell, Mr. Aka, some days I don't have the pleasure of knowing my mindset. How the hell could you have that pleasure?

If you're cute I might reconsider.