10 funniest jokes, as judged by ship-of-fools readers

[chrishansenhome]

You may remember that I occasionally do Mystery Worship visits for the Ship of Fools religious humour site. Well, they've recently done a survey on the 10 funniest religious jokes and the ten most offensive religious jokes. However, I laughed at each one of them. The funny jokes are here, while the offensive jokes are here

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[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

I forgot the one that starts like this:

Frank Perdue has an audience with the Pope and offers him $10,000,000 if he would change the Lord's Prayer to read: "Give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope is horrified, but Perdue is persistent. He then offers first $20,000,000, then $25,000,000, and finally $100,000,000 for the change. The Pope thinks: "We can do an awful lot of good for $100 million." So he accepts. They shake on the deal.

The Pope then convenes a Consistory of Cardinals and tells them about the change in the Lord's Prayer. The Cardinals are horrified until they hear about the $100 million that Perdue will be contributing for good works. The Pope then says, "Only thing is, I can't figure out how to break the news to Wonder Bread."