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If you're in need of some help in passing those pesky drug tests, but hesitate to use most of the products available because, well, they just aren't realistic enough to fool the person who's watching you pee, this product's for you! Of course, men only for this one, but women might want to follow the link given at the top of that page. I am too fainthearted so to do, but I suppose there's a product there for you, too.

Oh, and for persons who can't be arsed to have real golden showers, the dehydrated urine may make a wonderful replacement. Just add water!