Apr. 26th, 2012

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Today's joke comes again from Fr. MadPriest's MadDad, and is good for a laugh.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, showed them into his surgery, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' the woman replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his aunt, but I'm glad I came.'
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For a moment there I wondered what Miss Mastership thought about the whole thing…



The original article is taken from The Varsity, the Cambridge University scandal-sheet.

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