Today's Senior Joke

Don't blame me, blame Mike from Indianapolis…

Senior Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, living in Fort Myers, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "That's great! We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Cue the Looney Tunes music…

There are many people who are against Freemasonry for one reason or other. Many of these people are sincere. Some are deluded. And some are both.

Chris Hodapp, the author of Freemasons for Dummies, relates in his blog the story of a Yale doctoral student who has some peculiar ideas about the reason for child abuse in the Roman Catholic Church.

Believe me, there is no relationship between this lady's ideas and the reality of Freemasonry. Luckily, Yale seems to have decided that her thesis wasn't up to scratch but some other university might decide otherwise.