From Twitter 02-28-2010

• 00:19:49: @davidhoang some kind of rhyming scheme? I remember ABBA ABBA CDCDCD, and that's about it.
  
• 00:25:41: @soveren holy jumped-up Jesus. Maple sunflower seeds. What next, maple syrup on pickles? Oops--they've done that too.
  
• 00:27:46: @PlayboyAdonis I guess if you think you like men and women sexually you're probably bi whether you've had 0, 1, 2, or 1 million men or women
  
• 00:28:36: @PlayboyAdonis "Gay" is a state of mind; people who have same-sex sex may not be gay while there are gay celibates too.
  
• 00:29:54: @mikehillwig Vinnin Square Liquors...that's the only place I ever got carded before I was 21. Not-so-fond memories...
  
• 00:30:15: We want pictures! RT @AJHab: Woohoo, my pants are falling down!!
  
• 00:44:51: @soveren Now you're sh*ttin' me...are you not? Maple soy beans? Maple smoked salmon?
  
• 00:47:50: RT @callummay: Worrying news: @cameramanjimitv has heard unconfirmed reports that David Bowie is seriously ill. Let's hope not please.
  
• 08:21:45: @SundayProgramme The bishop's real fear is that "rogue" vicars will begin marrying gays in church & bishops will not be able to stop it.
  
• 21:27:30: @MrPandaBehr when I was last in Atlanta the Coca-Cola Museum was absoluitely fabulous! I hope you enjoyed the tour!
  
• 21:44:54: Almost missed our preaching this morning. Got locked in the church toilet and had to pry the lock off with a shovel to escape.
  
• 22:43:20: @RobertFischer Yes, for real. I was in cassock and cotta too.
  
• 22:44:13: @PlayboyAdonis hm, sorry this is so late; I've been away today. You are a MSM (man having sex with men) if you aren't gay but have mansex.
  
• 22:44:46: @jebswebs I would gladly have changed places with you then... ;-)
  
• 23:12:13: OMGWTF! The eyes...look into the eyes! RT DentonPolice: http://twitpic.com/15x43y - 02/27/2010 20:13 | 28 yo | DWI 2ND
  
• 23:17:46: @soveren I would chew off my own leg to get away from him.
  

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