From Twitter 09-29-2009

• 15:39:06: RT @iaindale Man w/ clipboard: excuse me Sir, would u be interested in a Labour credit card? Me: Is that the new name for the national debt?
  
• 15:48:13: RT @dailyvitamins do you have a unique talent that's better than this guy playing the keyboard with his balls? http://twi.la/x8ntd
  
• 16:18:26: Today's Great Headline: "Kirk minister calls for probe into gay trainee" from The Press and Journal http://is.gd/3MLfh
  
• 18:14:00: @therealgokwan tweet-a-long? Yes! #BANGERS
  
• 18:26:11: RT @jtbritto: love this! -> http://is.gd/3MTZf
  
• 18:27:49: Tucker Ray stole to fund his Rogaine habit: RT DentonPolice: http://twitpic.com/jmacs - 09/29/2009|18 yrs | BURGLARY OF HABITATION
  
• 18:28:03: @therealgokwan #BANGERS
  
• 18:57:14: @therealgokwan #BANGERS ....shoop shoop!
  
• 20:56:14: This is a fantastic story...a TED talk. You must see this (unless I'm the last person on the intarwebz to know...) http://is.gd/3N4Se
  
• 20:58:51: Last time but once I moved I slept on the mattress on the floor surrounded by boxes the first night...unpack slowly & don't forget to eat!
  
• 23:11:03: good night all, off to Nod. Don't do anything I wouldn't do...
  
• 23:11:34: @urbanbohemian we wouldn't mind. a skimpy towel (with pix) will suffice...
  
• 23:16:33: @urbanbohemian then you are not permitted the towel, without pics.
  

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Thanks to devinjay...

...I rediscovered this clip from George Carlin about the little things in life that are funny. If I said, "Have you ever found yourself in a room and you don't know why you went in there?" it wouldn't be funny. George Carlin could read the telephone book and he'd be funny.

Singlish from an angmoh boy

Tyler is an angmoh kid—a Caucasian living in Singapore. He has lived in China and the US as well (I think he's American by birth). He's blond, cute, and can speak Mandarin, English, and Singlish!

You don't believe me? Watch this!