My tweets

• 09:40 @jonk : well, just leave the buttons open all day...keep your many fans happy ;-) #
• 09:46 @jonk : hearing the new mail sound when you're having wild sex in bed and losing your erection so you have to look at the mail is worse. #
• 10:30 morning tweeters. got a job nibble but perhaps it won't suit so am exploring that. otherwise, fine. #
• 12:15 out to lunch with friend nadeem, late of searchspace. #
• 16:40 @tug : i did...he's still between jobs but looking forward to one soon #
• 18:37 off to a Burns Night at the next parish over. Bringing whisky and whisky fudge for prizes on the raffle. #

Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

Happy birthday, whole9yards

...and many happy returns of the day.