Today's Music Video

...comes from the Indian subcontinent. The lyrics are helpfully transcribed in the subtitles. But, one wonders, who the heck is Benny Lava? Thanks to ramsjb for the heads-up.

Gay guy's Video Request for a Boyfriend

Gosh...there is something for everyone to go "oh, gross!" in this video boyfriend troll.

( Videos behind the cut in case you're squeamish, or underage... )

He has a lot of maturing to do. If he were a Brie, he'd be hard and bland. Thanks to ajaxstamos for the heads up.

(Oh, the guy's in Arizona, if you're minded to track him down. But make sure that you've never had a penis inside you, or that if you have, don't tell him about it. He doesn't want to know.)

Today's Internet Bride URL

As they often say, it's always better to be able to examine the goods in person...farmers are supposed to be quite cautious but this one seems to have thrown caution to the winds.

Thanks to cutedwogy for the heads up.