Today's Linguistic URL

Being from Saarf Lunnon does help in understanding this article, but I still find it a bit, well, April-Foolish, innit.

Today's Consumer Reports URL

If you fry your laptop, and your laptop maker says they'll send you a new one, you expect it to be relatively clean and fresh. This person, however, got more than he bargained for...

Happy birthday, ruth_lawrence

...and many happy returns of the day! (as it's April 15th where you are).