Dec. 13th, 2006

chrishansenhome: (Default)
Just got a telephone call. "Hi, I'm Debbie from Citibank. Do you have a few moments?" Me: "Well, only a very few." (I have to check in to my BA flight online in a few minutes when it becomes available.)

Debbie: "Could you confirm your postcode for me, please?"

Me, suspiciously: "Is this a survey?"

Debbie: "No, it's only a few questions. A survey is when you ask a lot of questions."

Me, laughing: "I worked in market research for many years, and that is a survey. I don't have enough time at the moment. Good-bye."

Debbie: "Good bye" (hangs up)
chrishansenhome: (Default)
Gawd only knows why one would need such a thing, but how could you resist this product? Every home should have at least one.

I wonder what they make it out of.

Perhaps better left unknown, I suppose.

Update: I just noticed, in checking the link, that the bottle is marked "For external use only". No shit, Sherlock!
chrishansenhome: (Default)
There have been jokes about Presidents screwing the country for decades. Now there's a new twist. Definitely NSFW!! But hilarious.

Thanks to The Big Mattress, Charles Laquidara's blog, for this one. I remember him from WBCN when I was knee-high to King Kong, years and years ago.

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