Ten tiny fingers, ten tiny toes...

...but make sure that they each stay where they belong. Toeprints are no substitute for fingerprints, as this Jamaican man found out.

Did you like comics as a kid?

Well, you may find these covers appealing.

Or, of course, appalling.

Today's political joke

Unfortunately, only funny to Brits or those who follow British politics.

Q. How are John Prescott and an IKEA wardrobe alike?

( Answer after the cut. )