A French personal ad

I get a list which occasionally has personal ads posted to it. Although the usual language of the list is Spanish, occasionally there are posts in other languages. Thus today I saw an ad in French and, curious, turned Babelfish loose on it. This is what Babelfish translated:

"me 36/172/67 sportsman bogoss muscular dryness (old gymnaste teacher) currently roller, swimming pool, vtt my friend 37/174/68 sportsman bogoss, swimming pool, muscu peaks of him and me if interressé. We seek a hot guy for plan Q to three. Plan without catch of head and not complicated with guy not wanting to fall in love... Let us have what is necessary thank you. He rather active, good nozzle and good good teubor exhib tail of 20 thick. Me 19 thick bo nipple, am passive cho good hole, good sucker, good Peeping Tom, likes matter my guy sucking to kiss a guy, to be made kiss. All two the very vicious ones, plan poppers cho kpote (let us be sero neg both), we move Paris/RP or receive ([Paris area snipped]) In short very let us seek guy exhib cho on Paris RP, desire for occupying itself of my guy. I spin such direct if ok OPINION TO the AMATEURS"

I find that good nozzle is really a must.

Today's Help the Aged URL

I missed this one in the Register somehow last month. However, they're very helpful in pointing out previously-run stories that have new relevance. One hears about granny porn, but a 75-year-old Romanian man seems to be getting into the swing of things too, details here. Do note, however, that vampires probably need not apply as co-stars (see last paragraph).

Watch out!

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