Why is it that, rather than reveal themselves in human form, God, the Virgin Mary, and the saints seem to be fixated on appearing in foodstuffs? The latest Mary-on-a-snackfood story is here.
I gather that, although this man is not a danger to vulnerable people, they're still putting him on the sex offenders register in Michigan. Perhaps they'll have to alert all sheep within 2 miles of his home. Read all about it here.