24 whats?

I get an email recipe post twice a week from a crockpot ... er from a crockpot chef. Today's entry featured a recipe that requires "24 chicken wing drummettes".

Drummettes?

Jesus wept.

Today's Exciting Product URL

If you're in need of some help in passing those pesky drug tests, but hesitate to use most of the products available because, well, they just aren't realistic enough to fool the person who's watching you pee, this product's for you! Of course, men only for this one, but women might want to follow the link given at the top of that page. I am too fainthearted so to do, but I suppose there's a product there for you, too.

Oh, and for persons who can't be arsed to have real golden showers, the dehydrated urine may make a wonderful replacement. Just add water!

I've succumbed...

...to the Krispy Kreme store at Holborn. Went out to get our breakfast black bread from Brick Lane, and had a scenic walk from Bishopsgate outside the Marks and Sparks then up past Shoreditch Church and over. I expected to have a detour as they were taking down a railway bridge over Brick Lane last week, but it's done and the detour is over. I then took the number 8 bus (complete with mother and gabbling child and two large sacks of shopping, next to me and blocking my egress), and realised that it went through Holborn. So I got off in front of the building I used to work in and walked to the shop. It was somewhat crowded, which gave me a chance to study the prices. One doughnut (they actually spell it correctly! Strike a blow for literacy!) costs £1.10; a dozen costs £7.95. I am presuming that they are valuing the trouble of getting one out at more than the trouble of selling a dozen. So I got six glazed chocolate cake (my favourite!) and 6 filled blueberry. They put them on their sides in one layer in a large box like a pizza box, and give you a bag that will allow you to carry them flat.

So I had one of each while reading the paper. The blueberry isn't as good as I remember, but the chocolate was absolutely yummy. Oh, God, another appetite I can't satisfy!