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You might expect a warning on a ride called the Screamer. However, you wouldn't expect this warning, I don't think:

As passengers are strapped in, the operator recites a warning that begins: “We are required to remove you from this ride if you make any noise. If you feel you might make a noise, please cover your mouth tightly with your hand.”