Today's Religious URL

[chrishansenhome]

Why is it that, rather than reveal themselves in human form, God, the Virgin Mary, and the saints seem to be fixated on appearing in foodstuffs? The latest Mary-on-a-snackfood story is here.

Comments

[fj.livejournal.com]

They'd be killed.

[phornax.livejournal.com]

How did you survive, then? Drag make-up with a built-in force field?

[fj.livejournal.com]

I know it os hard to believe, but the pople who saw me in the flesh actually realized I was not Her.

[phornax.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was just that they knew you weren't a Virgin.

PS - the "virgin" in "Virgin Mary" is a mistranslation for the Aramaic word for "young woman." Hence 2000 years of confusion.

[thaaang.livejournal.com]

Note to self - JetBlue airlines caters to religious fanatics.