From Twitter 09-10-2010

[chrishansenhome]

• 09:41:44: Morning, all. The grapenut pudding is in the oven, which reminds me, #FF @momfood if you remember your Mum's food fondly...
  
• 11:36:09: @momfood U may be interested in my latest blog entry: http://is.gd/f3Txo Please feel free to link to it or I can send it to u for your blog.
  

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[tim1965.livejournal.com]

Here's you joke for today:

Ivar and Edna, both in their late 70s, were an old married couple who had met as childhood sweethearts. They had recently moved back to their old neighborhood in their old home town to spend their twilight years. Shortly after moving back, they happened to walk past their old high school. Although it was a Saturday, the door was not locked. They went inside, and went into one of their old classrooms. Amazingly, they found Ivar's old desk where Ivar had carved "I love you, Edna" into the wooden desktop.

On their way back home, an armored car went past them. As it turned the corner, the rear door flung open and a huge bag of money landed practically at their feet! Edna picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money. It was $75,000!!!

Ivar said, "We've got to give it back."

But Edna said, "No way! Finders keepers." And she put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on Ivar and Edna's door. "Pardon me," one of the officers said, "Did either of you find a bag of money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Edna said, "No."

But Ivar said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Edna shook her head slowly and sadly, and said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The other officer turned to Ivar and began to question him. "Tell me the story from the beginning, sir."

Ivar said, "Well, yesterday, when Edna and I were walking home from school..."

The police officer quickly turned to his partner and said, "Yeah, sure, right. We're outta here!!"

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

Very good!