Another joke from MadPriest

May. 15th, 2009 11:26 am
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King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates , the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."

Date: 2009-05-15 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trawnapanda.livejournal.com
that is truly dreadful

[get well soon!]

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