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[chrishansenhome]

• 11:06 gates to the side area of the building now locked and key given to me. this may keep the prostitutes and IV drug users out temporarily. #
• 13:12 @soveren : i presume you expected it to taste like The Real Pot Noodle? #

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[leejean.livejournal.com]

Cruel cruel world!
What's a drug-addicted working girl to do with all these locked gates?

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

I presume they'll find some other location in which to ply their trade.

I hope, anyway.

[leejean.livejournal.com]

Poor poor me!
Denied sanctuary for my battered body and soul!
February wind, tear into me!
Death, take me!
I leave the cruel world behind...
argh...arh...ah...

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

If you were outside of here trying to ply that trade, I'd invite you in.

[leejean.livejournal.com]

Thank you, kind sir. How do I ever repay your hospitality?

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

By doing more than just flirting. Try sending me naked pictures of yourself. That would help!

[leejean.livejournal.com]

In March? Tsk tsk

When summer comes, perhaps

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

You've read Alice in Wonderland, surely? Remember the March Hare? The reason he was mad was that March is the month in which they get interested in sex.

So March is fine for naked pictures. So are all the other months, mind you...

[leejean.livejournal.com]

All the months of the year is fine for sex. I'm concern about the cold

[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

don't worry about the cold; I am very well insulated.

So...?

[leejean.livejournal.com]

I have low fat content