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I have now figured out why people don't look me in the eye when we pass on the pavement. They're looking at my bow tie. As a woman passed me this morning, she looked at my face, then her eyes dropped down to my neck and stayed there. I now know what buxom ladies complain about.

The pet suitcase season is in full swing. I had to dodge three or four this morning. Why can't people gauge where they are when carrying or pulling large suitcases?

A huge marquee is being erected in the south portion of Eaton Square Gardens. There are even posh portable toilets at the west end of it.

Date: 2007-09-17 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roidsrage.livejournal.com
wear a shirt that reads " i got a BIG one" and i m sure their gaze will go lower

Date: 2007-09-17 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrishansenhome.livejournal.com
What, and be branded a fibber?

HWMBO has a T-shirt he bought in all innocence. He was flabbergasted when I pointed out that a shirt which has a picture of a victrola on it and the legend "Twelve inch and single" is kind of naughty.

Date: 2007-09-17 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rsc.livejournal.com
...and, in his case, false on at least one count.

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