Today's Unfortunate Package Wording URL

[chrishansenhome]

Thanks to MadPriest, we get this picture of Ainsley Harrot's Sausages, including instructions below. Ainsley is camp as tits (for you USans who don't get UK TV) so the instruction wording is, strangely, reminiscent...

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[chrishansenhome.livejournal.com]

So haven't we all, hon. I'd roll over for him any day. But I'd take the fork out of his hands before I did.