Today's Police Log

There's at least one chuckle below.

Wednesday, July 22

• At 8:33 a.m., police got a call from someone who lost a blue wallet in town the previous day. The wallet had “She works hard for the money” written on it. Ah, so she works hard for the money but loses the freaking wallet she keeps it in. Oh. I see.


• At 8:54 a.m., there was a minor motor vehicle accident on Tedesco Street.


• At 2:50 p.m., there was a report of a man on Ocean Avenue with a handgun shooting rocks. Police determined that the man had a BB gun and was shooting BBs at the rocks.


• At 9:11 p.m., a man said his son’s bicycle had been stolen from behind the high school.