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Marblehead Police Log, July 1-17
Jul. 20th, 2014 04:08 pmI had been reading the Police Log in one site, which seems to have dried up. Fortunately for us all, another site was much more lively. So, I've gone back to July 1st and collected all the interesting log entries for your delectation. I have put a lot behind cuts but, believe me, that wacky and wonderful little town next to Salem keeps its constabulary jumping and the stuff behind the cut is sometimes as funny as the stuff outside it. Don't miss it!
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
12:25 a.m. Assisted caller on Russell Street with out-of-control teenaged son. Son then called 911 and reported that his stepmother had just threatened him. Officer spoke with both and restored the peace.
( Putting some behind the cut, up to this one... )
6:10 p.m. Caller reported he was driving home and had observed a man on an inflatable whale. He was concerned about the man’s well being, given the weather. Harbormaster spoke to man who was fine and “enjoying the Fourth of July.” He was advised to stay away from the channel. Sounds like he needs to stay away from nosey callers. What channel was he watching again?
( More under a cut... )
1:42 p.m. Caller reported losing cell phone with “curly thing” on top on Smith Street. Cheez Curls? Curly-Wurlies? Curly fries?
Monday, July 7, 2014
9:39 p.m. Caller requested well-being check of friend on Washington Street whose phone had been busy for the past three hours. Man was fine. He said sometimes he just does not like answering the phone. Diogenes would have stopped looking had he encountered this man who lives on Washington Street.
( And here's the rest behind a cut... )
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
12:25 a.m. Assisted caller on Russell Street with out-of-control teenaged son. Son then called 911 and reported that his stepmother had just threatened him. Officer spoke with both and restored the peace.
( Putting some behind the cut, up to this one... )
6:10 p.m. Caller reported he was driving home and had observed a man on an inflatable whale. He was concerned about the man’s well being, given the weather. Harbormaster spoke to man who was fine and “enjoying the Fourth of July.” He was advised to stay away from the channel. Sounds like he needs to stay away from nosey callers. What channel was he watching again?
( More under a cut... )
1:42 p.m. Caller reported losing cell phone with “curly thing” on top on Smith Street. Cheez Curls? Curly-Wurlies? Curly fries?
Monday, July 7, 2014
9:39 p.m. Caller requested well-being check of friend on Washington Street whose phone had been busy for the past three hours. Man was fine. He said sometimes he just does not like answering the phone. Diogenes would have stopped looking had he encountered this man who lives on Washington Street.
( And here's the rest behind a cut... )
