There will always be an England, Jobsworth Department, Heraldry Division

You would think that government had something better to do. However, Deal Town Council in Kent has discovered that the coat of arms which they thought they had inherited from the Borough of Deal when the latter was disbanded is illegal. All notepaper, signs, and the shirts of the local soccer/football team must be changed at a relatively high cost.

The College of Arms says that there is nothing they can do.