Today's Advertising for Vicars—There'll Always Be An England, Ecclesiastical Department

In the Church Times this morning I read an ad for a vicar's post in Hereford Diocese. The headline reads:

When Jesus returns, he will come first to Acton Beauchamp

Oh. I see. It's accompanied by a QR code which goes to the vacancy in question, where I discover that it's for:

Vicar Of Acton Beauchamp and Evesbatch with Stanford Bishop, Bishop's Frome with Castle Frome and Fromes Hill, Much Cowarne, Ocle Pychard

Now who wouldn't want to be that? I am especially curious about Ocle Pychard.