Today's Personal Ad

I shall take out the location to protect the innocent…this person is interested in Chinese men.

In … area…you must host cheap motel downtown
i am a 55 Year/old Black/top/poet/lover of men old school homosexual
bring enema kit dildo condoms
must be clean no diseases
bring boneless spare ribs bean curd chow mein pork egg drop soup

You must be masculine submissive dad bottom into feet armpits sweat rimming
dont have to be a model must be a real person
be respectful and you will be respected
contact me asap thanks

I think that the menu specification is probably the best part of this.

I'll have one from column A and one from column B.