Today's Wildlife Video

Now I've never encountered a snapping turtle, either live or smushed, in a road. However, if I should ever do so, and it's live, the video below has given me great tips on how to move it across the road without hurting the turtle or getting my thumb bitten off.

What gets me is that this poor turtle is carried, dragged, and prodded across the road enough times so that that proverbial chicken will begin to question its motives in crossing a road in this mass of turtleflesh ambling (or not) across the pavement.