Cocktail Department, Teenage Division

I thought that I had heard everything. Coffee enemas, high colonic irrigation, that kind of stuff.

Well, I hadn't. It seems that teenagers, rather than using the time-honoured method of becoming intoxicated by drinking an alcoholic beverage and throwing up, are turning to another method of ingesting alcohol.

Do watch out for the string, and don't try this at home, kids. Go out in back of the factory or in the woods, like we did.