You've already got 'em

I was in Tesco's yesterday, queueing at the only belt checkout open. In front of me was a very good looking young Afro-Caribbean man. Most of his groceries were already on the belt. He turned to me and said, "You go ahead, I have to get buns."

As he turned around, I saw that his butt, poking out of the top of his jeans and barely covered by his Calvins, was quite shapely and was the type that has been described as "a butt you could rest a pint glass on." I thought to myself, "You've already got 'em."

Shopping at Tesco is usually teejus in the extreme; not yesterday.