From Twitter 04-27-2011

• 17:12:53: @MartinFaulks The husband of the owner of Atlantis bookshop is a Lodge brother of mine in Goliath.
  
• 22:08:35: Weed puts a lump on my head, not in my throat... RT DentonPolice: 04/27/2011 13:40 | 26 yo | POSS MARIJ < 2OZ http://twitpic.com/4q9gdy
  
• 22:10:45: A cutie... RT DentonPolice: 04/27/2011 02:43:06 | 22 years old | POSS MARIJ >2OZ< =4OZ http://twitpic.com/4q1th1
  
• 22:13:00: Britney's the name, drag's the game... RT DentonPolice: 04/26/2011 12:24 | 26 yo| FOLLOWING TOO CLOSE http://twitpic.com/4q0kjw
  
• 22:15:54: Speeding from the Twilight Zone... RT DentonPolice: 04/26/2011 00:17 | 22 yo | SPEEDING 43/30 MPH ZONE | http://twitpic.com/4pnjdv
  
• 22:17:09: Cute as a brick u-know-what... RT DentonPolice: 04/26/2011 00:01 | 17 yo | DL NO DRIVERS LICENSE http://twitpic.com/4pmxbp
  
• 22:20:57: RT @jjjap: I wonder what kind of backlash an Asian person will get if he/she decides to run for the White House in the future. #smh <a bad 1
  
• 22:22:17: @_sshawnn_ They are probably treated as adults for legal purposes after they are arrested...it's Texas, you know.]#
  
• 22:38:34: RT @MrNishKumar: How old are those Michael Winner adverts? Cameron may as well have stood at the despatch box shouting 'Waaaassssuuuuupppp'.
  

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Not the Poet Laureate

I have been trying to write a higgledy-piggledy about the Royal Wedding ever since I realised that "Catherine Middleton" is a double-dactyl.

Higgledy-Piggledy
Catherine Middleton
Commoner-born, will be
Dutchess, then Queen.

Wedding Day streets feature
Impassibility;
Hoi polloi cheer and Re-
publicans keen.