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From Twitter 02-18-2011
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Feb. 19th, 2011
Today's Joke…
Feb. 19th, 2011 11:39 am…comes from my friend Michael.
A GOOD NURSE
A motorcycle policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily—if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
'Get well soon.. from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'
A GOOD NURSE
A motorcycle policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily—if at all. Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,
'Get well soon.. from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.'