From Twitter 11-19-2010

• 01:10:51: Well, tweeps & peeps, time for pills, shot, and bed. Play nice, now!
  
• 09:54:35: RT @Squibby_: Loving the guy on the train with full on urban / street clothing and trainers and... Winnie The Pooh gloves.
  
• 09:57:18: @kathyclugston I like the fact that the report including Mars' penis was reported by David Willey
  
• 10:14:54: A bit green about the gills... RT DentonPolice 11/19/2010 00:34 | 29 yo | Bond: $500 | ALCOHOL PUBLIC INTOXICATION http://twitpic.com/383ya4
  
• 11:16:19: Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider! -- George Carlin
  
• 12:07:56: Morning, all. I want to go buy something today but don't know what. Will keep you informed.
  
• 15:47:02: RT @infernoxv: RT @jon_avila: Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know
  
• 17:08:58: RT @Fox_Mullder: Right now I really need a fashion guru cause I hate the way I fucking look < So long as u don't hate the way u look f*cking
  
• 17:16:14: RT @angelxxxcruz If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't follow. I'd be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.
  
• 20:54:17: RT @OahuAJ: I think we all have a little kermit in us << That's what Miss Piggy said...
  

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The lesson is taken from Grandmère Mimi

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp—
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alkies and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Bob, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on Cloud Nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus, 'What's the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How'd all these sinners get up here?
God must've made a mistake.

'And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber—give me a clue.'
'Hush, child,' He said, 'they're all in shock.
No one thought they'd be seeing you.'