From Twitter 05-31-2010

• 07:49:14: Morning, all. The quack found I have hypomagnesemia & prescribed a magnesium supplement. They don't have it up here anyway. I'll have words.
  
• 07:52:55: @MisterDude Happy birthday! Many happy returns of the day.
  
• 08:03:20: @jonk sorry to hear of your "guests". Old joke: What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
  
• 12:04:02: @imhungup Congratulations!
  
• 12:07:07: My new neighbour neglects to lock the toilet door behind him. Embarrassing moments (for me; he seems unfazed).
  
• 12:34:07: @AJHab dude looks rough but I like a bit of rough. What was his bail again? #justajoke
  
• 19:00:06: @jonk Pancakes are MUCH more important than work.
  
• 19:27:33: @Sgboy01 City Harvest thang is v sad, tho. People contribute & a few use the cadh inappropriately.
  
• 19:44:08: @Traphik must be hard if u're taken short away from home...or in the woods!
  
• 21:33:52: @Sgboy01 the moral of the story: always always have a soapy washcloth handy!
  

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