From Twitter 02-03-2010

• 08:42:49: Picture? RT @BBC9128: #morningwood
  
• 08:44:55: @davidrowell Well, the rest of us welcome you. Hope you have a good stay.
  
• 12:16:40: @fj I suspect most people don't clean the mirror beforehand.
  
• 17:40:57: @BrianHeys There are every kind of Oreo you might want, just not in the UK. In the US there are Oreos of all sizes up to & including saucer.
  

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Today's "How may I be of service to you?" URL

We've all been there. Something we have has turned to a pile of crap and we need the company that sold it to us or the company that supports it to help us turn it back into something useful. So we pick up our phones. And that's where the death spiral starts…

Today's Nightmare-Inducing URL

The Cheshire Cat had nothing on this feline. However, view at your peril! I will see this cat in my nightmares tonight, I'm sure.