My tweets

• 07:06 @devinjay i haven't had breakfast yet, thank goodness, or those hot dogs would have made me lose it. #
• 07:09 RT @scorpiojerm: Cute recycle bins at Changi Airport. twitpic.com/7s1he #
• 07:12 @devinjay how the f*** are you supposed to eat it, for one thing. Being more oral, I'm only interested in that aspect... #
• 07:18 @kevjumba just read the lyrics to "birthday sex" and while I don't question your morals, your taste in songs might be questionable. #
• 07:21 RT @pinoyboy: I was just called out for having a perma-frown... I just have pouty lips #
• 08:28 breakfast finished, now trying desperately to catch up with life. #
• 09:24 don't try this at home, kiddies:is.gd/164DS #
• 09:24 @soveren kneenex: sounds like something you'd give Rafael Nidal today. (knee probs. may force him to forego Wimbledon) #
• 12:18 off to lunch with my favourite mohel #
• 15:31 back from a long lunch with my favourite mohel. . Chiang Mai restaurant in Soho rox! #
• 22:02 good night, tweeters all. i hope that my left foot feels better tomorrow. #

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