My tweets

• 00:13 @jallen285 what do you do when the Jehovah's Witnesses knock on the door Sunday morning. Answering the door naked keeps 'em away. #
• 00:17 i've been on the phone for two hours with my priest friend in New York, all agog over the new Abp. they're getting... #
• 00:18 so, tweeters mine, time for bed. be good while i'm asleep. don't do anything i wouldn't do. #
• 10:06 morning, tweeters. just fell UP the stairs. ouch. #
• 13:28 @fj as you won't be in the US physically on april 15th, you get an automatic extension for two months, i believe. at least i do. #
• 14:15 @leightonoc thanks for reminding me about coffee...I'll go make some now. #
• 15:05 @besskeloid you wear very loose crocs and one slips off as you run up the stairs. #
• 15:35 @nard was this aimed at everyone or just a special someone? I haven't been called sexy in decades. #
• 15:40 @devinjay very busy. several services, a forest fire of candles, etc. made it rather unfortunate. could be worse. #
• 16:02 @nard rain, gray #
• 16:11 @nard you know what big shoes mean... ;-) #
• 16:15 @nard woman meets tramp with size 14 shoes, takes him home for night of love. next day gives him $50 & says, "Buy shoes that fit you." #
• 16:36 @tug is jessops on the slippery slope downwards??? #
• 18:52 finished my Manhattan, nom nom nom. #
• 18:53 @jonk heh heh heh he said "wet spots on my pants" heh heh heh... #
• 18:54 the duck is in the oven roasting, the duck stock is made, the risotto is about to be made, and the broccoli is ready to steam. dinner soon! #
• 20:16 just finished dinner: roast gressingham duck, risotto, and broccoli. a big bowl of duck fat is cooling in the fridge, and duck stock making! #
• 21:49 the duck is now going to a more glorious existence as stock, the meat and fat are in the fridge, & i'm tired. not necessarily in that order. #

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