My tweets

• 07:46 @besskeloid as far as i am aware, none of my tweeps are twerps. #
• 07:51 @boyshapedbox i've sneezed out pieces of rice before, but never a full piece of macaroni. you've got the "Inhaled Food" prize! #
• 07:56 @nard cheese ice cream sounds only barely edible...kind of like the Fat Duck's bacon and egg ice cream or lobster sorbet...is it Ben&Jerry? #
• 07:57 oh, morning tweeters mine...@besskeloid misread my goodnight "tweeps" as "twerps". None of you are twerps, be assured. #
• 08:01 @MrPandaBehr @nard I was thinking more of Vermont Rattrap Cheese, or Roquefort Ice Cream...but cheesecake ice cream would be fine. #
• 12:31 My friend Alex's turn in a commercial (he's the Chinese guy just after "Mr Peters"): is.gd/qPG2 #
• 12:39 @nard yr name came up in the Gospel today: the prostitute came in and dumped a jar of nard over Jesus's feet. Can I have a jar of @nard too? #
• 12:39 @devinjay any time is the perfect time for coffee. #
• 12:42 @danvesma and he was the Japanese Santa in "Clash of the Santas" on ITV over Xmas. He's Singaporean Chinese tho...no one noticed 'cept me. #
• 12:44 @MitchBenn only if Fry wok'ed into the prison on his own. #
• 15:44 @nard you betcha i'll get a jar or two of you...where do you hang out? chicago? SF, LA? Twitter is so anonymous when it comes to places. #
• 16:16 @nard ah, twhirl tells me you're in texas. was in dallas for a week years ago... #
• 16:33 @devinjay good afternoon. #
• 17:07 @scorpiojerm good night. don't do anything I wouldn't do. #
• 18:32 At jom makan eating malaysian food with friends #
• 23:45 @nard thanks...will be a bit closer to you in May but not close enough (Washington DC) #

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