My tweets

• 00:18 well, good night tweeters mine...i've finished a long lj post: chrishansenhome.livejournal.com/442697.html #
• 20:36 went to the Thames and walked along looking at the stalls. Some interesting stuff, some overpriced. Good food though. #
• 20:36 Oh, and I finished my sermon in record time. once i figured out what i was going to say, it was only a matter of typing it out. #
• 20:37 now to do some xmas cards for people at St. John's tomorrow, and watch the uncut HIGNFY. #

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Today's Sermon

It seems to have been a success--as I intended, it hit a chord with people and they'll never hear "I'm Just a Girl Who Cain't Say No" without thinking of this sermon again.

( Behind the cut for those who don't want to read a sermon... )

Worst TV I've seen this year

...and I apologise to my friend Alex, who was typecast as the Japanese Santa, but Clash of the Santas on ITV1 was dreadful. Absolutely dreadful. When a friend appears on TV, you feel compelled to watch, but now I want to get some eyewash to wash my eyes clean of the filth they picked up by watching this stupidity.

The highlight of the thing was the closing credits. I had to tape it for Alex (who doesn't have a TV) and the tape now rests in a brown paper bag (yes, really) next to me.

And the plot? If there was one, I missed it. I'm glad that Alex is getting regular work, but boy, this was almost as good as the commercial he did for channel 666 (I am not kidding either) when it was running 24-hour ads for Virgin's cable services. He asked me to tape that too, but in order to tape it I had to watch it, and it took about 1-1/2 hours for the channel to run that particular ad segment.

All I can say is: it must have been something I did to God.